I Need a Slothee Jersey

Add a touch of luxury to your cycling wardrobe and feel like an actual QOM with the absolute silkiest jersey available on the market.

"I have raced at the elite level in a professional peloton, and I can honestly tell you this is the softest and most beautiful jersey I own. It's the first jersey I reach for, especially in the warmer weather!"

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Get matchy-matchy with this super cute jersey, available in 2 materials.

The jersey comes in two materials, both  come with LIFETIME quality guarantee and FREE Crash replacement for the first 12 months:

Gravel Jersey

Hand crafted to be thicker, sturdier and provide all round function when you're off road. The Gravel Jersey is lightweight and highly breathable yet has UV protection 50+ and Quick Dry Moisture management, in addition to OZONE fabric on the side panels to keep your body cool when you're grinding up those gravel climbs.

Road Jersey

Hand made with precision, our road cycling jersey is made from super light, premium material that feels more like silk than lycra. The moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool and dry, even during the most challenging cycling sessions, allowing you to focus on the road ahead.


Model is 176cm tall and wears a Large jersey in ECO+. 


NOTE: this is a Limited Edition product available for pre-order only. You'll receive your purchase in early May. Returns and refunds are available (if unworn and tags still attached), however because this product is made to order, there are no exchanges.